High Society Columbus Rolls Hard

Watch our official mascot “Shampoo King of Columbus” take a break to show all the wannabe bitches at USA Skates how to roll hard!


A Pep Talk for Virgins….

Still a virgin? Keep your head up…someday you’ll pop like a champagne bottle on New Years Eve. But until then, let High Society Columbus comfort you with this song.

Finalist for the Pornhub Theme Song Contest!

The fine folks over at Pornhub.com have selected High Society’s “I Love to Beat” as a finalist for their theme song search contest! ┬áT-Pain and Scott Storch will be selecting the final winner Mid-January. ┬áCheck out the track below:


Help Us Win a Bet!!!

So we made a bet with a friend that if we could write a 3-track country album and sell 1200 copies, our friend would have to get a tattoo of Nicholas Cage’s face on his upper/inner thigh!

Check out the story!

The album is available for only $3 here:



Sophomore Release Now Available for Only $5

“Roofie Colada”
“Cocaine Cowboy”
“Fit Corporate Women”
“Kill it With Dance”
…and more!


New Track – “Roofie Colada”

Let Mr. Bubbles and High Society take you on a roofie-fueled voyage into a magical land where is everything is beautiful and nothing hurts!


Best Day Ever!

Let High Society tell you about the best day they ever had.

It involved:

captain crunch cereal
no line at Starbucks
cute baristas
grey poupon
Verizon Rebates
0 messages in our inbox
Sexy cart girls on the golf course
…and much more!